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A suspect who escaped police running out of the mall topless has turned herself into authorities.
Police say 45-year-old Alhambra, California resident Jeannie Hua was seen shoplifting in the Santa Anita Mall in Arcadia, CA.
She got into a scuffle with a security guard and somehow her top and bra came flying off. She ran off out of the mall into her Mercedes Benz.
There are all kinds of theories about how her top came off. You can use your imagination or read about it in YOMYOMF.